i just told my mom on the phone that i’ve angrily (and for two out of three, irrationally) called three people anti semites today and she gleefully officially welcomed me to my own family, saying “we didn’t wanna tell you but you weren’t really one of us until now”
Above is an excerpt from ‘Personhood’ by Lauren Zuniga, which can be viewed here.
Lupita Nyong’o at the 2014 MTV Movie Awards, April 13
HE JUST YAWNS AND NOMS ON HIS LITTLE FRIEND THERE OMIGAWD
i’ve seen it like five only i’m ashamed
can we have a discussion about how josh charles most likely really fucking hates aaron sorkin between the amy schumer parody and that social network themed episode of the good wife