April 2012
do you remember last april fools day when I made this post saying TMZ reported that andrew garfield was engaged to his former girlfriend and tagged it with TSN-relevant stuff when that fandom was still pretty active and… well, it was beautiful really
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carnival-papers replied to your post<span >: <em >cheer me up!!
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just look at my life and laugh
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cheer me up!!
seesnodifference asked: i have this cough like i never had before it's like i need to cough but i never can cough as deeply as i need to and if i do i sound like an 80-year old man with smoker's lung and mucus and it's gross am i dying what happened
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I like it when my mom yells at me for not feeling well.
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March 2012
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carnival-papers asked: I keep singing songs from jcs but replacing jesus with gina and it's kind of hilarious
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“Siri, remind me to never be subjected to Jesus Christ Superstar ever again even if I’m held at gunpoint and have to vote for a republican if I don’t go to see it.”
“Okay, I’ll remind you”
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Second half of the show consisted of me bouncing between the thoughts “I’d tap Judas” and “Gina you have standards.”
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Let’s go act two.
Kid behind me just yelled “wait, Jesus was a homo?”
I keep laughing really loudly at inappropriate times. Also I’m on my fifth advil
Help
Oy vey here we go
SCREAMING BABY IN THE THEATER WE HAVE A SCREAMING BABY IN THE THEATER
cataquack:
motoroladroid:
puppiedog:
q: did anyone actually careabout jennifer lawrence before thehunger games
a: no
q: did anyone actually care about any movie star before their first main role
a: no
you know she had a starring role in xmen like last year right
And uh didn’t she have an Oscar nomination last year or something “irrelevant” like that. Winter’s...
officialmittromney asked: OH YEAH HAPPY SOBER-VERSARY BB
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I like that I stop drinking four months exactly before I’m required to see Jesus Christ Superstar
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There are almonds in the bottom of my bag and I have no idea how they got there.
I was in a deli on university place buying advil and a lady walked up to me and with a thick southern accent asked, “where is Greenwich village?”
A five minute argument ensued.
Of course, my contribution was mostly “you’re in it.”
Eventually the lady at the register threw her out.
What, if anything, have we learned today?
1. I clearly have no problem reccing pornographic fanfic to Kristen, even if it was entirely fucking by accident because my reading comprehension level is zero
2. If I think about throwing chapstick at teenagers making out in the seat across from me they go away
3. Preliminary advil does not get you out of seeing Jesus Cheist Superstar
4. It’s really great seeing Chris Hayes’ face...
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carnival-papers replied to your post<span >: <em >OMG I WON THE MEGA MILLIONS!!
do you know what percentage of my life is now going to consist of using this gif
I’m going to give an estimate of “all of it”
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OMG I WON THE MEGA MILLIONS!!
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