January 2012
they should make everybody watch everything drunk cuz it’s so much more funny
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dongcity replied to your post: dongcity replied to your post: if i love you you…
How would I know?
magic
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dongcity replied to your post: if i love you you know who you are so happy 2012 …
Is it me?
you’d know
if i love you you know who you are so happy 2012
and I love like a good .05% of you
you know who you are
i wait all year for anderson and kathy srsly
kittentraps asked: Buddy's here too now. We are so cool.
And I think Sirius just licked my ankle.
And I think Sirius just licked my ankle.
i am so in love with anderson cooper and kathy griffin i’m going to vomit
kittentraps asked: Now she's sitting with me. I don't lose! I am no longer celebrating alone. Sirius and I are raisin' the roof.
I'm starting to think that anderson cooper and...
anderson cooper and kathy griffin remind me remind...
I mean peter’s too out for this
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kittentraps asked: I am not a pussy. Though my cat is currently staring at me like I'm insane. I'm not even doing anything differently. She looks so disappointed. Oh my God. Does she realize how pathetic I am right now?
anthony weiner’s being rehashed
annnnd I pour myself another drink
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I've had two bottles of champagne and I'm still...
Fuck this new years
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kittentraps asked: I miss the champagne. My uncle took the champagne. I managed to drink half a bottle before that. And I have the tiniest bit of vodka that I'm haing right now. Since I do have work super early. Fun times.
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also look at this end of the year list on CNN LOOK AT ALL THE THINGS THAT SUCKED THIS YEAR SHOW ME VIDEOS OF ENTERTAINING DOGS DANCING OKAY THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THIS YEAR
why am I not being listed #1 at the hottest of the year on every list
shit move, listmakers, there goes your credibility
shit move
kittentraps asked: Oh man, I wish I had my party hats. I'd wear one. I'm home alone now with Christmas cookies. Still making noise at midnight, though.
clawbag asked: I was watching TV and John Barrowman's face came on-screen, and when I finally suppressed the will to vomit everywhere, he smiled and I had to suppress it again, but anyway, the point is UKTV is showing Torchwood so they're advertising January as a "Jackfest" and I'm pretty sure that doesn't mean what they think it means.
new years resolution: beyonce and michele obama run the world
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clawbag replied to your post: zumbasherlock replied to your video: Happy New…
what a lame-o your way late rofl lmao check out this loser l8r g8r
pwned
“they’re showing inauguration footage of beyonce singing at the ball gina look”
“look, seriously stop chugging champagne look”
“gina what’s-“
“gina why are you crying”
blogsaretough:
there’s always money in the meerkat manor
[12/31/11 9:21:42 PM] Jenna Helvetica: there should be a blog called “things gina misreads as ‘penis’”
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zumbasherlock replied to your video: Happy New Year - Rent Original Broadway Cast…
THIS IS AWESOME wait you guys aren’t in 2012 yet are you?
2 hours 40 minutes
we’re not even getting NYE coverage
just beyonce
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Me: I'm Beyonce
Mother: You're delusional
I'm on Piers Morgan right now!
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Holy shit he is the ugliest man on earth like I forgot how ugly he is
“there’s too much vodka in this”
– a thing i’ve never said (via officialmittromney)
Why would I do a year in review post when the only thing that happened to me in 2011 was I got infinitely cuter and that happens every day.
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I’m drinking and there’s Robert Sean Leonard on my television. It’s like visual ipecac.
“I only exist because the country is in trouble.”
– Newt Gingrich (via peterfeld)